Total Medals Earned: 95 (From 12 different games.) Total Medal Score: 580 Points
Medals Earned: 65/92 (350/700 points)
Hatching a plan (again).
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
That was weird... Anyway, moving on. @???
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/175 points)
Medals Earned: 4/5 (50/60 points)
Enter the gallery
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/205 points)
Kill a bouncing head
Pause the game with P or Esc
Visit Newgrounds
View the credits
Stab out the eyes
Burn away your sobbing doppleganger
Blow the worm to smithereens and beat it to a pulp
Conquer the time trial in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/135 points)
Beat the game.
Let out all your aggression.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 16/26 (110/210 points)
You were trying to view the BBS Awards, right?
These people did good work
Checked out the help, always useful
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/210 points)
You got 2 dogs
You build your first village!
You grew up to 25 animals!
You spawned 2 pandas!
You have 2 beavers!
You have 2 bulls!
You have turtles!
You have two rabbits!
You pigs!
You the goats!
You got 2 elephants
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/200 points)
Talk to the cat
Lose the game
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/355 points)
Beat 5 levels.
Beat 10 levels.
Beat 15 levels.
Beat 20 levels.
Open 20 chests.
Beat 25 levels.
Beat 30 levels.
Beat 35 levels.
Open all 40 chests.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Went right.
Get a game over.
Use the B power for the first time.
Defeated ki1o.
Bought every item in the Clock Mart